My Theme Song...

You know the song from "The Apprentice"? It goes something like: Money, money, money, money, Moooneeey.

OK, have that tune in your head? Now all you have to do is substitute some different words, and you have my theme song. There are several variations...

"Poopy, poopy, poopy,poopy. POOOPEEEE"

"Boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie. BOOOGIEEE"

"Stinky, stinky, stinky, stinky. STIIINKEEEY"

"Whiney, whiney, whiney, whiney. WHIIINEEEY"

You can also substitute "Hungry", "Grumpy", "Sleepy", and my favorite, "Wipe Me".

I might need to call an agent to get these songs recorded. I'm sure that other mom's would relate to this brand of music!