Global Warming - Certain Crisis

It starts out innocently enough.

But then it starts to sneak up on you.

The next thing you know, you never see a good snow again.

And the polar bears...the poor polar bears.

Their homes are being destroyed...the ice cap is a-meltin'!

It's terrible. And scary. What if enough ice melts that the entire state of California ends up under water? That would really be a shame.

The native people up there? They might want to get on line and buy some bikinis.

Because every day...more and more ice is gone. Before you know it, it's gonna be like living in the tropics up there.

And down here? I just don't even want to think about it! It's going to be hot, and smoggy, and we'll all be grumpy.

Yet, without a good snow, what can we throw at one another?

I'm so worried, I really am.

Hot chocolate with mint schnapps just won't be the same...I just can't drink that stuff when it's 120 degrees.

Maybe I'd better go make myself another now, since it's obvious that we're headed for doom.

Yes. Most definitely...another. Because tonight? It's a sign. Global warming is certainly real. Just ask the... SNOW IN EARLY OCTOBER!